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(585): View more from New York

I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga

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(810): View more from Michigan

I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again

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(250): View more from British Columbia

the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.

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(951): View more from California

Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.

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(513): View more from Ohio

4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.

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(520): View more from Arizona

Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.

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I can pencil you in at 3:30

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(317): View more from Indiana

I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.

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