My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
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