This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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