I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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