she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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