At least make sure they are 18
Why
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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