Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
then he tried to convert me to islam
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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