Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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