these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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