I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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