He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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