what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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