I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My liver just broke up with me...
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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