hell yes lets make some ravioli
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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