I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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