just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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