If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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