well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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