I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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