the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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