So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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