i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I take back everything I said about communal showers
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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