I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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