Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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