I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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