Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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