you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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