if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I have fence marks all over my body
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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