I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
My vagina is very pro this idea
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
