East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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