i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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