you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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