it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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