I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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