Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
We need to rekindle our bromance
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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