Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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