I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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