i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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