I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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