Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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