Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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