So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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