yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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