p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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