I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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