kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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