he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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