scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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