would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
i out mim tonsoeep
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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