Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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