Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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