If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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